How Old Do You Prefer Your Anchor to Be? ?

1. Young and Fresh
2. Not Quite Over-The-Hill
3. Old Enough To Matter
4. Over The Hill
5. Crypt Keeper

How Liberal or Conservative Do You Prefer Your News?

1. Extremely Conservative
2. Conservative
3. Moderate
4. Liberal
5. Extremely Liberal

How Do You Feel About Celebrity/Pop Culture News?

1. Britney Is My LIFE.
2. I need my daily Jonas Brother's Fix.
3. Who Cares.
4. Paris Hilton Who?
5. I'm allergic to Celebrities.

How "Hard Hitting" Do You Prefer Your News?

1. Like A Louisville Slugger.
2. Like a Hockey Stick.
3. Indifferent
4. Like a Wiffle Ball Batt
5. Like a Pillow.

How Important is a Sense of Humor To You?

1. Very Important.
2. Pretty Important
3. Indifferent
4. Not That Important.
5. Not Important AT ALL.

Does Controversy Turn You On?

1. Oh Yeah Baby.
2. Yeah, I like it.
3. Indifferent
4. Not At ALL.
5. I HATE Controversy.

How Dangerous Do You Like Your News?

1. Very Dangerous
2. Somewhat Dangerous
3. Indifferenet
4. Not Dangerous
5. Extremely Safe

How ANGRY Do You Like Your News?

1. Very Angry
2. A Little Angry
3. Indifferent
4. Not Angry Often
5. Never Angry

How Sexy Do You Like Your News?

1. Very Sexy
2. A Little Sexy
3. Indifferent
4. Unsexy
5. Hideous

How Do You Feel About Immigration?

1. I Want Strict Border Control
2. I Want Loose Border Control
3. Indifferent
4. I'm FOR unrestricted Immigration
5. I'm Against ALL Immigration

How Do You Feel About The War?

1. I Want To Stay In Iraq.
2. I Think We Should Probably Stay Awhile
3. Indifferent
4. I'm Against The War
5. I'm VERY Against The War

Are You For Gay Rights?

1. Yes
2. NO

Are You For A Woman's Right To Choose?

1. Yes
2. Indifferent
3. NO

How Do You Feel About Guns?

1. I Believe In The Right To Bear Arms
2. Indifferent
3. Civilians Shouldn't Carry Guns

What Is Your View On Healthcare?

1. There Should Be National Healthcare
2. Indifferent
3. Healthcare Should Be Privatized